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ｉｒｒｅｐｌａｃｅａｂｌｅ．Ｃｏｌｌｅｃｔｉｂｌｅ．
Ｂｒｙａｎ’ｓ░ｐｒｉｓｏｎ░ｔｙｐｅｗｒｉｔｅｒ—＄５，０００
This typewriter was used to write Bryan’s prison blog from 2010 to 2012. It was also used to hide the needle used to make Bryan’s prison tattoo. It is engraved with Bryan’s name and prisoner number.
ｓｍｕｇｇｌｅｄ░ＰＲＩＳ♢Ｎ░ｆｌｏｐｐｙ░ｄｉｓｋｓ—＄１，０００
When Bryan was at BFFC (a medium prison), he worked in the computer lab as a teacher’s assistant, helping inmates who’d never seen computers learn computer skills. This class gave Bryan access to a computer on which he taught himself simple HTML, CSS, and basic scripting using the inter-library loan system. Using these new skills, he designed a simple “elitefitrea.com” website.
With the help of another inmate, Bryan was able to get his hands on some floppy disks, on which he placed a zipped copy of the site design. These disks were later smuggled out of prison and Bryan was able to get their contents hosted on elitefitrea.com. The design was live from 2012-2015 or so.
Bryan even had a marketing scheme designed for the site. He typed “elitefitrea.com” over and over again on dozens of sheets of paper using his typewriter, cutting them into thousands of tiny strips of confetti which he mailed to a friend that worked in the Denver newspaper building. This friend regularly took smoke-breaks on the roof. The plan was to dump the confetti into the streets from the high vantage point, allowing them to blow in the wind. This friend, an eternal coward, chickened out.
All these years later, Bryan still has the disks. You can buy them.
Ｕｓｅｄ░ｇｕｉｔａｒ░Ｓｔｒｉｎｇｓ—＄５０░ｐｅｒ░ｓｅｔ
When Bryan’s guitar strings break, he keeps them and makes note of the projects they were used on. Bryan almost never changes his strings so sometimes he can go years on a single set.
Currently available:
Strings used from 2015-2017, used in the writing/recording of The Dedication Single and in the writing of many Lethe Songs
Strings used from 2017-2020, used in the recording of Lethe and a small tour
Ｊｅａｎｓ░ｓｉｇｎｅｄ░ｂｙ░ｒｏｂｅｒｔ░Ｐｌａｎｔ—＄５，０００ （ほぶ委愛果）
When Bryan was a teenager, his aunt gave a pair of jeans she wore to a Led Zeppelin concert. These jeans were signed by Robert Plant after the show.
DEC 12 2024Hi. I’m a musician. I made $CRNJ token. It was my first shit coin. I named it after my imaginary guitar pedal line of the same name. CRYNJ is like saying cringe. It’s not “Cry New Jersey.” I kept 30% of the supply. I don’t know if that’s a faux pas in crypto or not. I am a poor musiciant plz no judge.If CRYNJ makes me any money, maybe I will turn my pedal ideas into a reality. After I launched CRYNJ I launched ELITEFITREA and then I launched BASTE. They are all part of an emerging crypto ecosystem for my band.Thanks for visiting! Check out my music on this website if you want.-Black DiamondTo stay updated on CRYNJ news, follow the CRYNJ//BASTE twitter account.
You can also join the CRYNJ//BASTE telegram account.
Ideas for CRYNJ & BASTE:
February 2025 - some newer ideas came up during discussions between myself and my rich developer friend; for launching a baste/crynj meme website, where people can vote on whether a social media post is based or cringe.
Inspired by the olden days of the internet, specifically hotornot, a baste-or-cringe website might let people earn baste and crynj tokens by voting, submitting posts for voting, or by claiming ownership of posts that have earned a verdict of crynj or baste.
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A philosophy of crynj has been emerging in the zeitgeist. To succeed in life, one often has to overcome a fear of being cringe. In this context, crynj embodies the concept that embracing cringe is based.
By inference, the philosophy of Baste might be that it is cringe to try to be based. To try to be cool is an admission that you’re not. To try to be cringe, alternatively, is an act of bravery.
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Another idea that emerged in discussions with my rich developer friend is that Crynj and Baste could be called a “binary memetic system.”
In a crynj/baste ecosystem, I can see a kind of warfare between the two camps of hodlers. Crynj hodlers and baste hodlers may engage in financial sabotage. Crynj hodlers would try to short Baste and Baste hodlers would try to short Crynj. Those who hold both will be called “memetic prophets” where prophet sounds suspiciously like profit.
(Older thoughts below)
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One idea is to allow people to use CRYNJ and BASTE tokens to buy elitefitrea merch. So if someone buys tokens now, and the price goes up, they can buy more merch in the future (or sell it for profit).
Another idea is to give away free CRYNJ & BASTE tokens to new listeners if they follow my band on social media.
A third idea is to use elitefitrea streaming income to slowly purchase supply and increase liquidity (most likely of $ELITEFITREA), which should gradually increase the price, especially while the market cap is low.
Once the market cap for any one coin is over $100k, my desire is to sell $400 per month to use for online ads, whether that be on X, Youtube, Facebook, or Instagram.
These ads will find new elitefitrea listeners, some of which may choose to buy tokens. These are just some thoughts right now. I am unaware of any legal or tax implications of these ideas and may change them to better suit my goals.
If any of this sounds interesting to you, head over to first ledger and buy a couple dollars worth. It'll get you a lot right now.
